i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy
you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
World Heritage Post
yes babe your player character looks gnc af now will you please roll initiative
i’m gonna black out
*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*
the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳
I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes…………………… A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.
i’ll be like “i know a spot” and take you to the lake where i drowned one sultry summer night in 1972…
Living like an ant in a microwave
i wish i understood this post
You had to be there